For the fun of it

Just for the entertainment value of doing it

Шутки ради

Take your time!

(Sarcastic) Hurry up.

Не спешите!

Stretcher

a device for transporting the ill, wounded, or dead, consisting of a frame covered by canvas or other material

Носилки

Incult

lacking refinement and culture

Неотесанный

Welfare

Financial or other aid provided, especially by the government, to people in need.

Пособие по социальному обеспечению

Smart ass

someone who makes wisecracks and acts cocky. (Potentially offensive. Use only with discretion.)

Хитрожопый

Moron

A stupid person; a dolt.

Идиот, болван

Pass out

to faint; to lose consciousness, or

Amer. sl. to die

Потерять сознание

Окочуриться

Don’t give a shit/damn

not interested in what someone else says or believes

Начхать

To take forever

to happen very slowly

Piggery

A term for highly distinguishable behaviour, places, individuals or actions. To conduct piggery one must perform an action that results in humilation, peer-related disgust, and / or sleazy consequences

Свинство, свинарник

Get lost!

go away, leave me alone

Проваливай

Tight-ass chick

an inhibited or excessively self-controlled woman

Недотрога

To suck

If you suck, it generally means you have no skill and/or talent.

To freak out

to become very angry or lose control of one's mind because of someone or something that has happened

Распсиховаться

Like a boss

to really excell at something; to succeed with extreme luck or ease.

Side effect

A peripheral or secondary effect, especially an undesirable secondary effect of a drug or therapy.

Побочный эффект

Weed

Marijuana

«Травка»

Chatty

Inclined to chat; friendly and talkative.

Болтливый

Tetraplegic

A person who partially or totally lost use of all his limbs and torso due to illness or injury

Человек с параличом четырех конечностей

Pain in the ass

something or someone that causes trouble; a source of unhappiness

Зануда, «банный лист»

To have a blast

to have a great time; to have a lot of fun

Оттянуться, повеселиться

Admonition

Cautionary advice or warning.

Порицание

To have hots for someone

To have romantic or sexual attraction to someone.

Хотеть кого-либо

Badass

A mean-tempered or belligerent person

Забияка

Scrubs

Clothing worn by hospital staff in the workplace.

Халат

To get up on the wrong side of the bed

to begin the day feeling unhappy and uncomfortable

Встать не с той ноги